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“Oh son the Wu-tang Clan are coming to Scotland, can you get me a ticket?”

Posted in Humor, Joke, Jokes on July 7, 2009 | 4 Comments »

Craig Ferguson
is
brilliant

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In The B.G. Time

Posted in Alien Thoughts and Ideas, Fun Stuff, Joke, Jokes, Journal, Life on June 6, 2009 | 4 Comments »

Photo: Somadjinn

Back in B.G. ( that is before GOOGLE )
way back  in the olden days we may have been a little less informed but we had a lot more fun.
Like when 500 Miles by the Proclaimers came out a bunch of my friends asked me what
what “haverin’ ” meant and I said
I didn’t know
which was [...]

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When All Else Fails…LOL!

Posted in Humor, Humour, Joke, Jokes on February 15, 2009 | 5 Comments »

It could be another rough week.
So.
LOL while you can.
a.m.

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Day One

Posted in Humor, Joke, Jokes on January 30, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

There is Nothing Like A Doomsday Scenario To Kick Off The Weekend

Comic From: nataliedee.com

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It’s Two-Thirds Too Long

Posted in Joke, Jokes, Journal, Life on January 8, 2009 | 6 Comments »

The Evil Scotsman
on
Opera.
That’s
O-P-E-R-A
not
Opra.

BILLY CONNOLLY

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Cool Yule

Posted in Christmas Fun, Humor, Humour, Joke, Jokes, Uncategorized on December 24, 2008 | 1 Comment »

So it’s cold, it’s snowing, maybe it’s not the Christmas you exactly wished for.
But at least there are a few laughs to be had….

Fractured Christmas Carols

Top 10 Things that Sound Dirty at Christmas, But Aren’t

10. Did you get any under the tree?
9. I think your balls are hanging too low.
8. Check out Rudolph’s [...]

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WHAT PETS WRITE IN THEIR DIARIES

Posted in Cats, Dogs, Family, Joke, Jokes, Journal, Life, animals on December 10, 2008 | 15 Comments »

Same Planet, Different Worlds…
 Excerpts from a Dog’s Diary
 
8:00 am – Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am – A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am – A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am – Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm – Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm – Played in the yard! My [...]

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Mad Love

Posted in Halloween, Joke, Jokes, Strange Tales on October 29, 2008 | 8 Comments »

A Macabre Tale of Love

Photograph(s) copyright Shaun O’Boyle
Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they  were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to [...]

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The Vet Who Did Not Vet

Posted in Barack Obama, Caribou Barbie, Humor, John McCain, John McCain Lies, Joke, Jokes, Sarah Palin on October 26, 2008 | Leave a Comment »

A Cautionary Tale

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Sing It With Me Now…”Hey Sarah Palin”

Posted in Barack Obama, Caribou Barbie, Fun Stuff, George W Bush, Humor, Humour, John McCain, John McCain Lies, Joke, Jokes, Journal, Life, Obama, Opinion, Pacific Northwest, Sarah Palin, Sarah Palin Lies, Uncategorized on October 18, 2008 | 1 Comment »

Hey Sarah Palin, do you tell them in Wasilla
That 4,000 years ago we roamed the planet with Godzilla
Is it true
I am so fucking scared of you
As number 2
Hey Sarah Palin, I think Alaska’s very pretty
But just 100,000 people more than Oklahoma City
Yes it’s true
Go look it up, Im telling you
Oh man, [...]

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