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“Oh son the Wu-tang Clan are coming to Scotland, can you get me a ticket?”
July 7, 2009In The B.G. Time
June 6, 2009Photo: Somadjinn
Back in B.G. ( that is before GOOGLE )
way back in the olden days we may have been a little less informed but we had a lot more fun.
Like when 500 Miles by the Proclaimers came out a bunch of my friends asked me what
what “haverin’ ” meant and I said
I didn’t know
which was [...]
When All Else Fails…LOL!
February 15, 2009It could be another rough week.
So.
LOL while you can.
a.m.
Day One
January 30, 2009There is Nothing Like A Doomsday Scenario To Kick Off The Weekend
Comic From: nataliedee.com
It’s Two-Thirds Too Long
January 8, 2009The Evil Scotsman
on
Opera.
That’s
O-P-E-R-A
not
Opra.
BILLY CONNOLLY
Cool Yule
December 24, 2008So it’s cold, it’s snowing, maybe it’s not the Christmas you exactly wished for.
But at least there are a few laughs to be had….
Fractured Christmas Carols
Top 10 Things that Sound Dirty at Christmas, But Aren’t
10. Did you get any under the tree?
9. I think your balls are hanging too low.
8. Check out Rudolph’s [...]
WHAT PETS WRITE IN THEIR DIARIES
December 10, 2008Same Planet, Different Worlds…
Excerpts from a Dog’s Diary
8:00 am – Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am – A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am – A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am – Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm – Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm – Played in the yard! My [...]
Mad Love
October 29, 2008A Macabre Tale of Love
Photograph(s) copyright Shaun O’Boyle
Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to [...]
