Archive for the 'Jokes' Category

“Oh son the Wu-tang Clan are coming to Scotland, can you get me a ticket?”

July 7, 2009

Craig Ferguson
is
brilliant

In The B.G. Time

June 6, 2009

Photo: Somadjinn

Back in B.G. ( that is before GOOGLE )
way back  in the olden days we may have been a little less informed but we had a lot more fun.
Like when 500 Miles by the Proclaimers came out a bunch of my friends asked me what
what “haverin’ ” meant and I said
I didn’t know
which was [...]

When All Else Fails…LOL!

February 15, 2009

It could be another rough week.
So.
LOL while you can.
a.m.

Day One

January 30, 2009

There is Nothing Like A Doomsday Scenario To Kick Off The Weekend

Comic From: nataliedee.com

It’s Two-Thirds Too Long

January 8, 2009

The Evil Scotsman
on
Opera.
That’s
O-P-E-R-A
not
Opra.

BILLY CONNOLLY

Cool Yule

December 24, 2008

So it’s cold, it’s snowing, maybe it’s not the Christmas you exactly wished for.
But at least there are a few laughs to be had….

Fractured Christmas Carols

Top 10 Things that Sound Dirty at Christmas, But Aren’t

10. Did you get any under the tree?
9. I think your balls are hanging too low.
8. Check out Rudolph’s [...]

WHAT PETS WRITE IN THEIR DIARIES

December 10, 2008

Same Planet, Different Worlds…
 Excerpts from a Dog’s Diary
 
8:00 am – Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am – A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am – A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am – Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm – Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm – Played in the yard! My [...]

Mad Love

October 29, 2008

A Macabre Tale of Love

Photograph(s) copyright Shaun O’Boyle
Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they  were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to [...]

The Vet Who Did Not Vet

October 26, 2008

A Cautionary Tale

Sing It With Me Now…”Hey Sarah Palin”

October 18, 2008

Hey Sarah Palin, do you tell them in Wasilla
That 4,000 years ago we roamed the planet with Godzilla
Is it true
I am so fucking scared of you
As number 2
Hey Sarah Palin, I think Alaska’s very pretty
But just 100,000 people more than Oklahoma City
Yes it’s true
Go look it up, Im telling you
Oh man, [...]