“Oh son the Wu-tang Clan are coming to Scotland, can you get me a ticket?”

Craig Ferguson
is
brilliant

In The B.G. Time

Photo: Somadjinn

Back in B.G. ( that is before GOOGLE )
way back  in the olden days we may have been a little less informed but we had a lot more fun.
Like when 500 Miles by the Proclaimers came out a bunch of my friends asked me what
what “haverin’ ” meant and I said
I didn’t know
which was [...]

Teen Girl Rat War

Seriously.
Did you know Teenage Goth Girls are into having Pet Rats?
There’s a market for it.
Oh.
I learned about it from Chris:

When All Else Fails…LOL!

It could be another rough week.
So.
LOL while you can.
a.m.

Day One

There is Nothing Like A Doomsday Scenario To Kick Off The Weekend

Comic From: nataliedee.com

It’s Two-Thirds Too Long

The Evil Scotsman
on
Opera.
That’s
O-P-E-R-A
not
Opra.

BILLY CONNOLLY

Cool Yule

So it’s cold, it’s snowing, maybe it’s not the Christmas you exactly wished for.
But at least there are a few laughs to be had….

Fractured Christmas Carols

Top 10 Things that Sound Dirty at Christmas, But Aren’t

10. Did you get any under the tree?
9. I think your balls are hanging too low.
8. Check out Rudolph’s [...]

WHAT PETS WRITE IN THEIR DIARIES

Same Planet, Different Worlds…
 Excerpts from a Dog’s Diary
 
8:00 am – Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am – A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am – A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am – Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm – Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm – Played in the yard! My [...]

Mad Love

A Macabre Tale of Love

Photograph(s) copyright Shaun O’Boyle
Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they  were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to [...]

The Vet Who Did Not Vet

A Cautionary Tale