Archive for the 'Humour' Category

Apparently, The Rabbit Is The Only Mammal Unable To Vomit

November 8, 2009

ITS GONE
OH NOES!

 

There’s A Kind Of Hush…

June 21, 2009

 
It has come to my attention
via
 my Stat Report Page
that  today’s readers haven’t been crawling around my Bones
looking for stuff on
Shawna Forde and Politics.
The top two searches were for:
David Tennant
and
David Tennant John Barrowman Kiss ( WTF?! YOU GUYS ARE REALLY OUT THERE LOOKING FOR THAT?)
All I can say is:
Welcome back to the shallow end of the pool my  friends…
I’ve [...]

When All Else Fails…LOL!

February 15, 2009

It could be another rough week.
So.
LOL while you can.
a.m.

“ZOMBIES IN AREA! RUN.”

February 4, 2009

I’m lucky.
I take a bus to and from work and for that 25 minutes it takes me to get home ( on a good day that is ) I can talk to my friends on the bus, I can read, eat my Popcorn flavored Jelly Bellys and I guess I could take a cat nap now and then but  my mouth [...]

Cool Yule

December 24, 2008

So it’s cold, it’s snowing, maybe it’s not the Christmas you exactly wished for.
But at least there are a few laughs to be had….

Fractured Christmas Carols

Top 10 Things that Sound Dirty at Christmas, But Aren’t

10. Did you get any under the tree?
9. I think your balls are hanging too low.
8. Check out Rudolph’s [...]

Day Eight

December 21, 2008

:::: A Twelve Day Journey To Christmas Day-
OR
Will Anita Marie Get Her Fiji Mermaid THIS Year?:::
Today
On
Day Eight
Having Dodged The Bullet
I Go In Search Of
Another

We were supposed to have a windstorm
here in Washington State
and some of us  here did.
We were suppose to be sitting here in the cold and dark
and some of us are.
So every time I [...]

That’s Right, It’s Snowing

December 18, 2008

Here in Washington State we just don’t have regular old snow-  HELL NO
We have Thundersnow
Trap us on the Freeway here in Washington?
Oh.
I think not.
What you don’t see here is that a few minutes after this picture was taken cars started to turn around and drive the wrong way down the Shoulder ( behind this pedestrian ) so that they [...]

LOL It’s Christmas

November 29, 2008

more animals

I AM SANTA CLAUS!

 
POLICE  STOP MY CAR

from
Bob Rivers

Vampires SUCK!

November 28, 2008

more about “Vampires SUCK!“, posted with vodpod
 

My Thanksgiving Note To All

November 26, 2008

PLEASE NOTE
I am Thankful For:
Godzilla Movies- because when I was a kid it was nice to see a big monster make grown-ups ( who looked teeny tiny people ) cry like babies.
My husband- and I’m not saying that because I desperately want Pirate Boots for Christmas, I’m saying that because I’m going to GET Pirate Boots for [...]