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Hi God and Happy Easter….being it’s Jesus big day and all I thought I’d keep this chat in keeping with the day so here we go.

Dear God:
Do you know PEEPS has it’s own site?
and that they no longer just do Easter Candy? They have totally expanded and I’m impressed….those Christmas Tree Peeps are quite the [...]

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Hi God.
Things are a bit stressful right now because of this Election thing with Hills and Barry.

So when you chuck us a laugh or two I want you to know how much I
appreciate it.

Oh hey I’ve been to Church a few times recently
No pressure or anything but I did give a few of my friends [...]

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So.
 God.
How’s everything little thing with you?
Me?
Well… in case you haven’t noticed I haven’t been talking to you much lately.
 That’s because I’ve been really busy enjoying the Train Wreck that is the world of American Politics
We’re getting close to a ” Lord Of The Flies “ type situation down here so I am totally into the entire [...]

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What do you think….
Is this a nice invitation ( option 1) or is it more like one of those notes
your teacher sent home to your Mom safety pinned to your jacket ( option 2 ) ?
I’m going for option 2

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Okay God.
I was going through the WordPress News Departments Page and what did I see?
A Post that said you sent out Valentine Cards.
Say What?
You and me…let’s back up here so I can say that again.
YOU SENT OUT VALENTINE CARDS?!
All I know is
I DIDN’T GET ONE
Don’t blame it on Communists or ” Educrats “… BANNING THEM.
Admit it.
YOU FORGOT ME
Wait [...]

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Oh Hi God!
Guess what me and my friend Max did…
go on guess.
No GUESS.
And none of that knows all sees all stuff.
You have to guess.
Okay- fine be that way, just click the pic
and ye shall know the truth.

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Dear Grandma
If I don’t see you in Heaven it’s because I posted this on my blog
xoxoxo
anita marie

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It was a rough commute to work this morning- road rage people are worse on Fridays because there aren’t as many people for them to attempt to kill on the weekends I guess.
So what could cheer me up after almost being murdered in a crosswalk by a Lexus?

I got to work and found out Kangaroo [...]

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I Am SO Forgiven

 
Hi God
You know when we have these chats I get mail and comments and the gist of it is ” blah, blah, sacrilege that  blah, blah  you’re gonna fry and my favorite:  ” gee Anita if you keep this up God will be so busy tossing lightening bolts at you that the rest of  us will be [...]

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So I found this ad and wouldn’t you know it…religious people got mad because it looks like someone ( hey I did not Photoshop this! ) was making fun of Jesus living in Poverty…and the Anti-Mexican people are all up in arms because it looks like someone is trying to help ‘Illegals’
I say feed the kid.
Jesus [...]

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