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No Fun For You!

Posted in Fun Stuff, fourth of july on July 4, 2008 | 5 Comments »

 
The City I live in banned fireworks this year…they did it last year too and at about the same time they banned tree houses shaped like Pirate Ships and they’ve got something against people who wear baseball caps to City Council Meetings…but that’s another story.
The point here is they don’t believe in Fire or Pirates [...]

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Rik and His Goldfish

Posted in Alien Thoughts and Ideas, Comedy, Fun Stuff, Funny, Humor, Humour, Joke, Jokes, Strange Tales, fourth of july on March 8, 2008 | 1 Comment »

What a story…
this is the kind of whopper you tell when you REALLY need to explain why you couldn’t do something you SWORE on your Mother’s ( who is NOT DEAD ) grave that you would do.
Enjoy
 

 

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NOTICE OF REVOCATION OF INDEPENDENCE

Posted in Alien Thoughts and Ideas, Fun Stuff, Funny, Humor, Humour, Joke, Jokes, Life, Politics, Progressive, Progressive Issues, fourth of july on September 8, 2007 | 8 Comments »

after that unfortunate gaff in Australia
where GWB, Pres of the US
thanked the Australians for sending
‘their Austrians’
to Iraq
This showed up in my e-mail
I guess the Brits have had it-
funny thing is Max saw it coming.

 
NOTICE OF REVOCATION OF INDEPENDENCE

 

To the citizens of the United States of America, In the light of your failure to elect a [...]

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Certain Truths Are NOT Evident

Posted in Alien Thoughts and Ideas, Diversity, Hawaii, Journal, Life, Multiculturalism, Peace, Progressive Issues, Race Relations, Thoughts, Writing, fourth of july, women on July 4, 2007 | 12 Comments »

When I was little and my family from Hawaii would come to the Mainland during the Summer I used to notice that if it was the 4th of July they used to stand there in a sea of American Flags and oceans of Potato Salad and look…just a little grim, maybe a little quiet and at one [...]

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Alien Ideas

Posted in Humor, Journal, Life, Multiculturalism, Progressive Issues, Thoughts, UFO's, Writing, fourth of july on June 22, 2007 | 4 Comments »

 

The Great U.F.O Debate-
are they real or not?
If someone tells me they saw Space Aliens in their backyard then as far as I’m concerned they saw Space Aliens in their backyard.
 It’s their story, so back off.  
That’s what I say.
What an Alien Idea
Allowing People To
Express Themselves

 
 

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Lighten Up Baby

Posted in Humor, Journal, Life, Multiculturalism, Progressive Issues, Thoughts, UFO's, Writing, fourth of july on June 16, 2007 | Leave a Comment »

You just know that when the guy in this clip was a child he was the one that cornered sweet little in the halls and then pushed them into corners and the entire time he was  doing that he was twisting their arm and screaming, ” Say it! Santa isn’t real…say it!”
And he probably wouldn’t  let them go until they [...]

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Welcome To Roswell…

Posted in Humor, Journal, Life, News, Politics, Progressive Issues, Thoughts, UFO's, fourth of july on June 4, 2007 | 5 Comments »

 
They’re having a party in Roswell
and in Roswell
when they say everybody  is welcome
….they mean EVERYBODY

Click HERE to see the
Official Photo Logue!
 
Click  here To Reach
The official site
of
THE AMAZING ROSWELL UFO FESTIVAL 

 
LASER TAG/ALIEN AUTOPSY 
 
 

ALIEN ADULT DODGEBALL
TOURNAMENT
 
Most Important of all
 you’ll have the chance to defend the honor of your Planet
 at
The Alien Costume Contest
 (GO EARTHLINGS! )

It’s not [...]

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