No. Way.

I would have never imagined putting these words into the same sentence.
” Billy Idol sang a Christmas Song. “
But he did, and it was cool
Enjoy

For The Non-Mallers

If you are like me
you have learned to avoid Shopping Malls during the Christmas Season .
It’s not easy to be a Non-Maller,
 after all misery loves company and she has an entire family
who wants to see her happily involved in a relationship.
:::So enjoy your treat, you’ve earned it:::

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Sometimes You Just Do It To Yourself

I’m not a hard person to shop for at Christmas- I don’t care about stuff, I just like opening the packages and being surprised.
Which means that I’m really hard to shop for because people think that I won’t say what I want…and when I do give it up and say what I want those same people think I’m kidding [...]

AdvenTURE Calendars at Soul Food

There is a tradition at the Soul Food Cafe. Each December, for the past five years, Heather Blakey has launched an Advent Calendar on the first day of December. Advent calendars have long helped build excitement and anticipation on the countdown to Christmas, typically revealing a pretty picture or piece of chocolate behind the cardboard [...]

Presents…Presents For You ALL!

Photo From: The Radio Museum

Here is a link to a site called
Web-Radio Christmas Stations
My Favorite Station  Is
Christmas New Orleans Style…
( Oh Kitty….are you there? )
I just heard a version of the 12 Days of Christmas where somebody’s true love gave them a voodoo doll.
Here’s the youtube clip- you guys just HAVE to hear this song:
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LOL It’s Christmas

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I AM SANTA CLAUS!

 
POLICE  STOP MY CAR

from
Bob Rivers

30 And Counting

It’s 30 and Counting so here are a few little things to help you get into the Spirit of  the holiday season
and
no it does not involve exorcisms or dead people or ghosts.
WOW.

You guys are MORBID.

NORAD TRACKS SANTA
HERE
If you want to do something non-computer related
you could bake a
Red Velvet Cake
2 1/2 cups flour
1 1/2 [...]

WHEN IN ROME DON’T DO WHAT THE ROMANS DO UNLESS YOU’RE A ROMAN

Yesterday my family were sitting around the old Christmas Tree, eating the Candy, finishing off the turkey and telling stories  with Christmas Music playing in the background- all that was missing was Tiny Tim asking God to Bless us all.
But that old fashioned Christmas feeling was sort of shot to the North Pole on a Yule [...]

What A Day!

Santa asked me, with a straight face:
“I’m sure you’ve been a good girl, what would you like for
Christmas
Anita Marie?”
I said:
“I’d like to go to Roswell for
The 2008 UFO Festival.”
” That would involve you leaving the state for a few week, wouldn’t it?” Santa says too me.
” Indeed” I say to Santa.
” Talk about killing two birds with [...]

On The Twelfth Day

All Sales Are Final 
 
On the twelfth day of Christmas, 
my true love sent to me 
Twelve drummers drumming, 
Eleven pipers piping, 
Ten lords a-leaping, 
Nine ladies dancing, 
Eight maids a-milking, 
Seven swans a-swimming, 
Six geese a-laying, 
Five golden rings, 
Four calling birds, 
Three French hens, 
Two turtle doves, 
And a partridge in a pear tree! 

For serveral years I believed my family Christmas Gatherings on the whole were trauma and drama [...]