No. Way.

I would have never imagined putting these words into the same sentence.
” Billy Idol sang a Christmas Song. “
But he did, and it was cool
Enjoy

And What Do You Want For Christmas?

No Guess Work When It Comes To What Is On My
Wish List.

Cool Yule

So it’s cold, it’s snowing, maybe it’s not the Christmas you exactly wished for.
But at least there are a few laughs to be had….

Fractured Christmas Carols

Top 10 Things that Sound Dirty at Christmas, But Aren’t

10. Did you get any under the tree?
9. I think your balls are hanging too low.
8. Check out Rudolph’s [...]

On The Ninth Day

:::: A Twelve Day Journey To Christmas Day-
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Today
On
Day Nine
Anita Marie Wonders
Is It M-all It’s All Cracked Up To Be?
On my very long commute home from work we drove by a Mall surrounded by ice and snow.
It’s a very pretty Mall with an outdoor carousel just across the street in the Park.
It’s awesome, especially at [...]

Can You?

The Christmas Spirit.
I’m feelin’ it.

On Day Seven

:::: A Twelve Day Journey To Christmas Day-
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Today
On Day Seven
We Find Out That It Really Sux To Be Me
Just after Thanksgiving, I start getting
The Letters.
By that I mean
Those Letters
that tell you what the sender did over the year.
And what a great year they had.
Which is wonderful for them.
My Mom [...]

Once In A Christmas Song

It was just before Christmas when I heard the Trans-Siberian Orchestra for the first time.
 My Mom had told me about a video for a Christmas Song and how it was about a little girl and her kitten who escape into a snowstorm take over an Orchestra in the woods and how even though you saw [...]

Day Three

:::: A Twelve Day Journey To Christmas Day-
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Photo: It’s A Cryptid World

Today
On Day Three
Readers Want To Know
Is that your Christmas Present
or
Did Something Die
Under Your House Again?

I enjoy Politics.
I enjoy being part of the process and I really enjoy the psychology of it all- I mean- after I’ve [...]

On The First Day…

:::: A Twelve Day Journey To Christmas Day-
OR
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Today
On Day One
I set out and discovered that you can’t get it all from  The Mall
Today I asked my sister what her daughters wanted for Christmas.
One of my nieces wants Special Powers.
She wants to be able to understand what animals are [...]

Sometimes You Just Do It To Yourself

I’m not a hard person to shop for at Christmas- I don’t care about stuff, I just like opening the packages and being surprised.
Which means that I’m really hard to shop for because people think that I won’t say what I want…and when I do give it up and say what I want those same people think I’m kidding [...]