July 20th, 1969

The Apollo 11 Crew ( and damn it, if you don’t know their names just toddle on back to your phone and Twitter or do whatever it is you’ve done to divorce yourself from the world because this post will mean nothing to you ) wants the President ( and that includes the rest of us [...]

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Aliens-They’re Not Just From Mexico You Know

 
 

 

Photograph: Nasa/AP

 
 
 

An amateur astronomer in Australia named Anthony Wesley  was taking pictures of the planet Jupiter when he discovered a hole in it the size of the Earth.
Science says it was probably a comet that made the hole.
Science is probably right which is lucky for us, because if I was right it would have been [...]

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And The Red Pen Marches On

I write stories about Werewolves that cheat at cards and stories about Funeral Directors who get buried alive and Devils that ride buses to work in the morning.
However,
had I written something like this
no one would have believed it and I would have drawn a red slash right across each and every page and started over [...]

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Who’s Done It Best

In the two Part Doctor Who episode “ The Forest of The Dead”  and ” Silence In The Library” evil  creatures are hiding in a city that houses a computer-
a big computer, a huge computer, a living computer.
And those evil creatures that feed off of organic material ( well, human flesh ) are living in….
books.
Lots and lots [...]

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Thanks To A Bunch of Inconsiderate Jerks Christmas Is Ruined!

Global Warming is NOT funny.
So don’t laugh when I say
somebody is totally F*&^%$#@ up Santa’s back yard.
full story HERE
Do something so that you do NOT add to this very real problem. ( crazy Republicans who are looking to submit a comment to tell me off be warned, I moderate this blog- just doing my part to cut down [...]

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Word Up

It’s all about words today here at the Bones.
If you could banish a word from the English Language what would it be?
Me.
I would flush the word boing.
Heck.
I wouldn’t even bother to flush it, I’d take a plunger and jam it down the first toilet I could get too before I could stomp it out of existance.
Who [...]

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Something Wicked…

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And in the blink of an eye…

 The explosion of a star halfway across the universe was so huge it set a record for the most distant object that could be seen on Earth by the naked eye….Before it exploded, the star was about 40 times bigger than our sun.
The explosion vaporized any planet nearby.
LINK
Making a smart comment seems petty in the [...]

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Why

When I was about 5 my baby cousin died from SIDS.
When I was in my twenties my friend put a shotgun into his mouth and ended his life.
When I was in my 30’s I slept with my phone because on some nights because  I was ” On Call ” as a Mortician’s Apprentice and those calls [...]

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Is Saying Amen Still PC?

   
So.
 God.
How’s everything little thing with you?
Me?
Well… in case you haven’t noticed I haven’t been talking to you much lately.
 That’s because I’ve been really busy enjoying the Train Wreck that is the world of American Politics
We’re getting close to a ” Lord Of The Flies “ type situation down here so I am totally into the entire [...]

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